Thoughts from a Female Snape
Do i need to start tagging Anonymer stuff?

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned - Tyler.

I must sleep

But people (like anonymer)should leave me things. All the things. Sexy things, things to make me blush. Honesty, lies, jokes. Anything.

Anonymer

obstinategenesis:

sexual orientation: jack sparrow’s broken compass

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nannairb:

nutella-fandom:

thezeldaway:

jaycosmicpower:

roughkiss:

sparrow626:

hislittlebrat:

anthonygrey:

I wish people would give Jessica a break. Even when she’s not flaunting her boobs in her awesome cosplays she still gets stick from assholes.

Here’s just a small selection.

As for the people saying she shouldn’t cosplay Link because she’s a girl, there’s a special place in hell for them.

I don’t get it, this cosplay is amazing. Haters

I actually love the change she has made in her cosplay choices.  Going for more accuracy, more “true to the character” poses, etc etc

What’s amazing is that they clearly don’t know shit about the Zelda titles. Link’s design is purposely androgynous so that male or female players can play as him. That was a specific decision that the design team made in the first Legend of Zelda.

Idiots.

ugh this makes me angry

'I want to rape you'?????? It sickens me that there are people that would actually say that, worse even to think that. Plus, Why would you even assume that because she doing a female version of Link that she would think that he is Zelda. Are you seriously kidding me? YOU WOULD THINK THAT COSPLAYERS WOULD SLAVE OVER AN OUTFIT OF A CHARACTER THAY DON'T EVEN KNOW? If you think that way sir I swear, you need a slap of awareness to the side of your head to get that into your brain. That is, if you even have one.

        and what about that girl calling her a slut?! seriously?! I don’t see anything slutty about this cosplay and it upsets me that another girl is calling her a slut. its not ok for anyone to call anyone a slut. and come on, other girl! you should be fighting against this kind of behavior and language, not making it look ok to guys by doing it yourself! have some pride and help other women feel proud and respected too! 
            this cosplayer is showing off her beautiful body without overly sexualizing the gender bender Link. so many times I see gender benders of guy to girl characters being overly sexualized just to prove “yep, i’m a girl now!” this cosplayer here does gender bending right. She’s in character with clothing and the pose while it is still clear that she’s portraying female Link (such as with the longer hair and higher heels.) she’s done a fantastic job making a realistic in-character gender bender cosplay.

for the record, high heels =\= female, and long hair =\= female

This cosplay is beautiful and those commenters need to be roughly taught the facts and not to suck so much

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

I would submit to this

leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x

Sorry. No need to miss me. I am around. Just didn't see you talking to me. I don't have a good reason for why I left...just seemed like your life was on a good track and you didn't have a need for me. But I'm glad you're doing well gorgeous.
Anonymous

Again, even when things are going well, i still need people. -Pokes-dork

cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.
that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.
I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!
Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.



#gonna need obamacare to afford treatment for that burn jackass

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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Some states, did not extend Medicaid though. I technically qualify, but cannot get it, because Texas didn’t extend coverage. The ACA making it optional in the part of the states was stupid. So now, i have no insurance, but can’t be fined, because, since I qualify for Medicaid, they can’t give me other assistance, but i cannot afford it on my own. So if i get sick, it’s all out of pocket, and i have to hunt for places I can afford. Just saying. It’s good in theory, but the practice / practical application is a bit off.

cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.

that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

This ↑

Some states, did not extend Medicaid though. I technically qualify, but cannot get it, because Texas didn’t extend coverage. The ACA making it optional in the part of the states was stupid. So now, i have no insurance, but can’t be fined, because, since I qualify for Medicaid, they can’t give me other assistance, but i cannot afford it on my own. So if i get sick, it’s all out of pocket, and i have to hunt for places I can afford. Just saying. It’s good in theory, but the practice / practical application is a bit off.