Thoughts from a Female Snape
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legacyofthetimewar:

Let’s show them we exist guys

pricepricebaby:

abulletforniki:

powerofvoodoo:

well this is rEALLY CUTE.

IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care

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(Source: iraffiruse)

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

(Source: foolishlys)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wanderingarmpits:

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

I love your tags hahahaha you’re such a cutie

NEVER DRAW ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ABOUT LESBIANS EVERYTHING MUST BE LESBIANS

OH MY GOSH

Look at this

Precious adorable mer-lesbian

Falling in love with her LAND GIRLFRIEND and being a cutie with her

This makes me happy and warm and fuzzy inside :D

mishasminions:

mishasminions:

DEAN, IT’S NICE TO KNOW YOU’VE FOUND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR



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mishasminions:

mishasminions:

DEAN, IT’S NICE TO KNOW YOU’VE FOUND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR

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thegeekykinkevent:

poesdaughter:

emperorjoker9:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

No…no no no no…you all seem to be missing the point here.  The kid decides what YOU get to buy with YOUR money…this could mean they decide if you get to buy water, food, necessities…they could literally kill you, they could literally kill you in just one fucking day, they could literally kill the fucking world!!"Now," said the small child, "purchase some cyanide."
"But…but," the naive adult protested.And the small child sneered a grimacing grin, “I said do it.”
"Okay…" the adult whimpered in compliance.

Oh
my
fucking
gods

They could make you buy it, they couldn’t make you use it. Just plan ahead and stock up the week before.  Honestly, they’re more likely to have you ending up on a government watch list, so remember to pay cash for any of the more… interesting purchases.

thegeekykinkevent:

poesdaughter:

emperorjoker9:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

No…no no no no…you all seem to be missing the point here.  The kid decides what YOU get to buy with YOUR money…this could mean they decide if you get to buy water, food, necessities…they could literally kill you, they could literally kill you in just one fucking day, they could literally kill the fucking world!!

"Now," said the small child, "purchase some cyanide."

"But…but," the naive adult protested.

And the small child sneered a grimacing grin, “I said do it.”

"Okay…" the adult whimpered in compliance.

Oh

my

fucking

gods

They could make you buy it, they couldn’t make you use it. Just plan ahead and stock up the week before.

Honestly, they’re more likely to have you ending up on a government watch list, so remember to pay cash for any of the more… interesting purchases.

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids)

morallydubiousprincess:

dean-winchestersass:

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

the question is  who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

 

(Source: radcoffee)

mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

nov2nd1983:

I bet Dean used to read Green Eggs and Ham to Sam when they were younger.

Sam would probably get so excited whenever Dean would say his name in the book and be like “Dean, that’s my name! I’m in the book!” and Dean would just laugh and agree.

I bet after a while, Dean would just stop reading the “Sam I am” part and would look at Sam to cue him to say it while pointing at himself all happy and excited.

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